Otter teaches human how to pet him.
Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me
His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀
Same energy
one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”
My dad has a hard time playing magic the gathering with me cause he’s a dealer at a casino, and I see his soul leave his body every time I shuffle my cards.
burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s
why does the burger king app have quests